CLARESHOLM, ALBERTA. Thursday, December 8, 1910. THE REVIEW. ft Was Bothered With Worms A 5o-cent bottle of | A Fall Upwards \ Harry Lauder revels in a Scotch A story is told of a certain noblestory he picked up in America about man in Europe who had an eccentric ©) a temperance lecturer who-used for illustration a glass of water, a glass of whisky, and 6 box of live worms. He would drop a worm into the water and show how it Nh Lark Then, Scott's Emulsion | given in half-teaspoon humor, and also had sufficient money | to indulge it. He had a villa that | a uy particular joy, and one evening, when he was entertaining a party of friends there, a young man indulgdropping it into the whisky, he would ed_ too Ht When the unfortunate exclaim: ¥ fell asleep in the billiard room, two “There! One convulsive shudder} doses four times a day, {smiling attendants appeared and carand _it is all over.’’

“Haud on, there, maister! Are you sure ’tis the liquor killed the puir mixed in its bottle, will ried him to bed. The next morning the other guests were awakened _ by the host in person, and conducted to Foca: a voice in-.the audience ‘ peephole ereree sar they saw . asked, eh P . \the young man lying asleep on a Is the Standard Article “Quite sure, my friend,” replied last a year-old baby near white plastered floor. The ceiling was 8 the otandard the lecturer. ‘‘No doubt whatever.” carpeted and the various articles of READY FOR USE IN ANY QUANTITY “A weel, then, just pass over the ly a month, and four bot- ae furniture were securely fastene For making soap, softening water, removing old paint, Uisinfecting sinks, closets, drains and for many other s. A can equals 20 Ibs. SAL SODA.

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Jones had lately taken to lecturing tles over three months, to it and hanging downward. The young man awoke and with a cry of terror grasped a chandelier that came up through the plastered floor. Are your hands chapped, cracked Usefal fer 500 500 purposes—Seld Everywhere. on the teetotal platform. ‘‘So you x ca Hm a rt £. W. GILLETT COMPANY LIMITED RONTO, ONT. want to marry my _ daughter, sir! i k h They all (do it,”’ cried the host, with|] or sore? Have you ‘cold cracks What are your principles? Are you and will make the baby a laugh, “every man of them grabs|] which open and bleed when the skin temperate?”’ he asked of a candidate for the position of son-in-law. “Temea".

Further Off the Better Williams—I think Miss. de Blank is very rude.

Jones—Why do you think that? Williams—I met her out walking to-day and asked her if I might see He was Impressed “Does not the aay of the infinite impress you, Paul?’

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